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On not being a Strategic, Successful Slytherin

On not being a Strategic, Successful Slytherin

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Dec 11, 2022
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In this paid post, I lament my inability to be a competent Slytherin and do basic things, such as do adult logistics in a timely fashion, be strategic about growing my Substack, or become partner at a VC firm at age 23. Become a paid subscriber to get access!

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