serious complaints that are preventing me from being a god-tier human being
"i didn’t wake up perfect today, so there’s no point in doing anything"
i have work to do but i don’t want to do it
it’s cloudy and gray outside, which means i didn’t get sufficient sunlight, so i couldn’t photosynthesize, so i can’t do anything at all
the substack post i actually want to write wasn’t perfect on the first attempt
i didn’t wake up perfect today, so there’s no point in doing anything, and now i’m going to wallow and eat some tiramisu that i took from a formal event
when i graduate college, i’ll have to cook my own food, but i am a lazy bum, and that makes me sad
there can’t be any fun in the world when there’s even a single annoyance in the world!! the beauty of the rain, the wonder of my friends, none if it can mean anything if i have an assignment to do
i made a joke a year ago that no one laughed at
my code took hours to run
All complaints aside, I hit 100 Substack subscribers last week! Thank you so much for letting me slide into your inbox. Very, very grateful.
you can use this to not cook: https://clockworknutrition.com/ if you're willing to pay ~1k a month for daily Optimized meals. I used it for a while and only stopped because they couldn't cater to vegan keto
Vibing all across the board but the second one really hit hard :( the best solution I have found to escape all this is sleeping