serious complaints that are preventing me from being a god-tier human being

"i didn’t wake up perfect today, so there’s no point in doing anything"

• i have work to do but i don’t want to do it

• it’s cloudy and gray outside, which means i didn’t get sufficient sunlight, so i couldn’t photosynthesize, so i can’t do anything at all

• the substack post i actually want to write wasn’t perfect on the first attempt

• i didn’t wake up perfect today, so there’s no point in doing anything, and now i’m going to wallow and eat some tiramisu that i took from a formal event

i’m not having any fun at all!!!

• when i graduate college, i’ll have to cook my own food, but i am a lazy bum, and that makes me sad

• there can’t be any fun in the world when there’s even a single annoyance in the world!! the beauty of the rain, the wonder of my friends, none if it can mean anything if i have an assignment to do

• i made a joke a year ago that no one laughed at

• my code took hours to run

  All complaints aside, I hit 100 Substack subscribers last week! Thank you so much for letting me slide into your inbox. Very, very grateful.